They have webbed feet!
|Why are spiders good swimmers?They have webbed feet!
An effective contraceptive
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You might be from a small town if:
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“You’ve Got Mail”
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Terms of Endearment!
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Frog in a bank
A frog walks into his local bank and walks up to the counter.”I would...
Osama Cave Memo
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Keep fit… die healthy.
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Shootin Craps
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