What is the difference between a hockey game…
What is the difference between a hockey game and a High School reunion? At...
Top Things You Should Not Say To A Judge
“I got your community service right here pal!” “Boy your chamber sure does look...
Square Boobs
Q: Why do blondes have square boobs?A: Because they forgot to take the tissues...
Why did Mike Tyson learn to bite ears?
Q: Why did Mike Tyson learn to bite ears?A: How else do you tell...
Why wasn’t Jesus born in America?
Why wasn’t Jesus born in America?They couldn’t find 3 wise men and a virgin.
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says…
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says, “My wife isn’t as much fun...
Lawyer Statue
One day, a guy went into a store, just browsing.He suddenly saw a statue...
Little Johnny — being logical
Little Johnny A traveling salesman rings this doorbell. 10 year old little Johnny answers,...
Bad News 1
Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.Patient: Well, might as...
Condom Buying
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...