Keep A Man From Wanting Sex
How do you keep a man from wanting sex?You marry him!
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree ? – Because it was...
a thief and his lawyer
Carlson was charged with stealing a Mercedes Benz, and after a long trial, the...
Some Horny Guy
Once Upon A Time, there was a married woman, and she was not happy...
your mama is so fat
Yo mama is so fat she uses her underwear for bungy jumping.
Why do mice have long tails?
|Why do mice have long tails?Well, they’d look silly with long hair!
Elmo
What was the last thing they gave to Elmo before he left the factory?2...
Birds and Bees
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter...
Halloween party
A married couple was invited to a Halloween party. That night, as they were...
Old enough for cursing
Two brothers, ages 6 and 8, decide they are old enough to start cursing....