Two AA batteries
Woman goes into a hardware store and asks the clerk for two AA batteries....
Young Man !
Three old ladies went for a walk in the park, they were suddenly approached...
Driving miss blondy
What do you call a blonde behind a stearingwheel? An airbag!
Only in America!
“Only in America”:…can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance….are there...
The locked up car keys…yee-haa!
A blonde woman is driving down the road. She notices that she’s low on...
Biblical constipation
Who are the five most constipated men in the Old Testament?1) Cain wasn’t Abel.2)...
Call me Bubba
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he...
Could you please pass…
The nervous young bride became irritated by her husband’s lusty advances on their wedding...
Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Why don’t oysters give to charity?Because they’re shellfish.
Dr. Seuss Episode of ER
IF DR SEUSS WROTE AN EPISODE OF ER – -Kerry: Now Mark, I think...