A Duck walks into a bar…
A Duck walks into a bar. Duck: You got any bread?Barman: No, sorry, we...
Why doesnt Hillary wear short dress?
Why doesn’t Hillary wear short dress?Her balls would show.
Wifespeak
Wifespeak/Translation You want: You wantWe need: I wantIt’s your decision: The correct decision should...
A pile of one liners!
Why are sheep always in a field? Because they can’t get out !Who gives...
How to Argue the Price of a Screw
A well known, rich business man’s wife broke her hip. The business man got...
Asleep at the desk
If you get caught sleeping on the job, here’s some quick excuses!It’s okay…I’m still...
Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants?
Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants? – So people can read her lips.
First Visit
The young blonde bride made her first appointment with a gynecologist and told him...
The phone call…
The phone call…A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in...
Stupid Insults 28/31
Spent a decade on the leading edge of drug experimentation. Still boots to DOS....