Pick-Up Lines Galore!
I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.(Lick...
Did you hear about the welfare doll?
Did you hear about the welfare doll?You wind it up and it doesn’t work.
What is the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
What’s the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?One snatches watches and the...
Windows 95
Why can’t dogs use computers?Because you can’t stick your head out of Windows XP
A very depressed man
|There’s a man sitting at a bar just looking at his drink. He stays...
If Men got pregnant!
1. Maternity leave would last two years….with full pay.2. There would be a cure...
Scholarly discussion
A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane when the thestranger...
Bird jokes 05
|Q: What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?A:...
What men would do if they had a vagina for a day
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers. 9. Squat over a hand-held mirror...
Tattoo On Her Butt
There once was a service man who toured the Middle East and married a...