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A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an exceptionally...
Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies…
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Got a second?
God, I was wondering…how long is a million years to you?”God answered, “Son, a...
Why should we feel bad for the gay homeless population?
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Now That You Mention It
“I’d like to buy some gloves for my wife,” the young man said, eyeing...
Your mom is so fat…
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Microsoft Market Penetration
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Leather jacket
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A middle-aged man recieves a brazillian parrot…
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