The customs of an Irishman
|An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and...
An explorer goes into an undiscovered tomb…
An explorer goes into an undiscovered tomb for the first time, and inthe center...
Emery fixed himself a Scotch while waiting…
Emery fixed himself a Scotch while waiting forMaria to get ready for their date....
Mother In Law Had Friends
A man was traveling down a country road when he saw a large group...
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?Three…one to mix the batter...
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves…
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the...
Students Science Bloopers
THESE ARE ACTUAL EXCERPTS FROM STUDENT SCIENCE EXAM PAPERS:Charles Darwin was a naturalist who...
Hockey
Three guys from Carolina died and went to hell.Satan went to check on them...
Why The Man Crossed The Road
Why did the man cross the road?Because his penis told him to. or Because...
Southern Comments
Exclamations: “Well knock me down and steal muh teeth!” “Well, butter my butt and...