Free advice at social affairs?
|A doctor and a lawyer were attending a cocktail party when the doctor was...
Have you Ever…
Have you ever smelled mothballs????I was just wondering how you would get their little...
Measuring Monkey
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink...
Oprectomy
Oprectomy KENMORE HOSPITAL 61 COMMONWEALTH AVE. BOSTON, MA. 02115 DATE:____________NAME:ADDRESS:Please be advised that your...
Three blondes were driving down the highway trying…
Three blondes were driving down the highway trying to get to Disneyland. They saw...
Growing ripe tomatoes!
Once there was a beautiful woman who loved to work in her vegetable garden,...
My husband’s last wish!
Mary Clancy goes up to Father O’Grady after his Sunday morning service, and she’s...
Question and answer
|An economist is a trained professional paid to guess wrong about the economy. An...
Interolrable Weather and Sterotypes.
Degrees (Fahrenheit)* 65 degrees:Hawaiians declare a two-blanket night* 60 degrees:Californians put on sweaters (if...
Under The Truck
A middle-aged businessman took a young woman half his age as his wife. The...