Life is precious
So the doctor tells the patient he’s got only six months to live.But the...
Stupid Insults 4/31
All booster, no payload. All crown, no filling. All foam, no beer. All hammer,...
A secret pregnant lover
|At the rehearsal dinner for my boss’ daughter and son-in-law-to-be, a loud eight-months pregnant...
Arnold:the musical
Stallone, Tony Danza ,and Arnold Swarzanagger are all going to be in a musical...
Mary Jane was walking on the beach one day and saw a shark…
Mary Jane was walking on the beach one day and saw a shark swimming...
Stupid Insults 29/31
The two put together have an IQ over 150. The wheel’s spinning but the...
It was the age when knighthood was in flower…
It was the age when knighthood was in flower.A young lady was pounding away...
Dating
Q: How can you tell when a blonde is dating?A: By the buckle print...
90210 momma
Your Momma is so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a...
The Confessional
Tommy O’Connor went to confession and said, “Forgive me Father for I have sinned”…..”What...