List of Funny Insults!
If you can’t live without me, why aren’t you dead already?You’d make a lovely...
Saving one of them
Doctor: We operated on your eyes and we’ve managed to save one of them.Patient:...
Army fitness report
|British Military Officer Fitness ReportsThe British Military writes OFR’s (officer fitness reports). The form...
Ru-Ru
Two guys get stuck on a desert island.They are soon caught by the nativesand...
Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, and Al Gore crash
Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, and Al Gore were in an airplane that crashed. Now...
Dear Abby
Snappy answers to sappy questions:All your puny problems solved in 10 words or less!Q:...
Pastime for Passover
Paul says to Jesus, “Hey man, whatcha doing for Passover?”Jesus says, “Just hanging around.”
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet…
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out...
The Brit Awarts!
|What do you call the English Toad Prize giving cermony?The Brit Awarts!
Sad News
Dear Friend, It is with the saddest heart that I pass on the following...