Requesting a three day pass
|An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass....
You know why a dog licks his ass?
You know why a dog licks his ass?Because he knows in five minutes he’ll...
Donors
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...
Masturbation
Why do men masturbate? Because they want to have sex with someone they love.
2 Eggs
An old man and women are going out for a meal to celebrate there...
Measuring on the job
|There were three Aggies; one crane operator, one pole climber, one guide. The guide...
I\’m glad I\’m a man
I’M GLAD I’M A MANI’m glad I’m a man, you better believe. I don’t...
Women pump gas now
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
My King Henry joke
Q: What would king Henry VIII be doing if he was alive right now?A:...
Knit to Fit
An old lady was knitting as she was driving down the highway. A police...