A day at the beach
your mamma is so fat when she goes swimming in the ocean she gets...
You know you are a teacher if…
You believe the staff room should be equipped with a Valium salt lick.You find...
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?”Chop chop.”
A girl runs home to her mother crying…
A girl runs home to her mother crying, “I can’t marry Joe! He’s an...
New Workplace Terminoloy to Learn!
BLAMESTORMING – Sitting around in a group discussing why a deadline was missed or...
The Forrest Gump Connection!
Forrest Gump – Life is like a Box of chocolates…Forrest Dahmer – People are...
Ernie the Hamster
If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet syndrome...
What Floor Please?
A woman walks into the local pharmacy and ask’s to see sanitary napkins.The pharmacist...
Idiots on a desert island
Ed and Fred were flying along when the two idiots crash-landed on a desert...
A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife…
A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife. He says...