Duck sentence.
TEACHER: “Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in onesentence.”JOHNNY: “De-feet of DE-duck went...
The guide to wife translations
|The wife says: You wantThe wife means: You wantThe wife says: We needThe wife...
Little Johnny and his balloons
Little Johnny walks into his mothers room and catches her topless.Mommy, Mommy, what are...
I’m not fishing!
A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked...
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon…
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon.”Shit,” said the first bloke,...
What do Arabs do on saturday night?
What do Arabs do on saturday night?They sit under palm trees and eat their...
Chinese laundry man
This guy is walking through Chinatown. He is fascinated with all the Chinese Restaurants,...
What did the dumb blond say to the large breasted waitress…
Q: What did the dumb blond say to the large breasted waitress after reading...
No more Jewish jokes!
One guy says to another guy, “Mandelbaum and Rosenstern were talking one day…”Right away,...
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart?
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart?When she starts...