Iraq’s Navy
Q: Do you know why Iraq’s navy has glass bottomed ships? A: So the...
12 Year Old Scotch
A guy comes into a bar and asks the barman for twelve-year-old scotch. The...
New anti-aging drug…
Some people grow old gracefully, while others fight and scratch the whole way.Andy’s wife,...
You might be a redneck if…beer
You consider a six pack of beer and a bug-zapper quality entertainment.
Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells…
Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father that they learned...
Women’s/Men’s English
Women’s English:Yes = No No = Yes Maybe = NoI’m sorry = You’ll be...
A farmer walked into an attorney office…
A farmer walked into an attorney’s office wanting to file for adivorce. The attorney...
Centipede
One day the big animals and the little animals decided to have a football...
Laziness
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day...
Worm your way out of that one!
|What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an...