Twas The Night…-why did I stop there?
Twas the night before ChristmasAnd all through the houseThere were empties and buttsLeft around...
Help from Canada…
PRESS RELEASE:Prime Minister of Canada to Visit Washington Statement by the Press Secretary President...
New chemical warfare
|An instructor in chemical warfare asked soldiers in his class: “Anyone knows the formula...
Clinton
What’s the simiarity between Clinton and a carpenter?One screw in the wrong place and...
Laws of …
* Lerman’s Law of Technology: Any technical problem can be overcome given enough time...
I went out with my girlfriend…
I went out with my girlfriend and asked her,”Why is it everytime I go...
You know why a dog licks his ass?
You know why a dog licks his ass?Because he knows in five minutes he’ll...
Bras
Dad, can I ask you something?Sure! What about?You see, I’m already fourteen and…I think...
White House news release!
Democrats announced today they are changing their emblem from a donkey to a condom...
Behind A Steering Wheel
Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?A: An air...