Only once
“Miss Jones, we can’t employ you as a model,” the editor from themen’s magazine...
Ice Cubes
Q: Why are there no ice cubes in the blonde’s freezer? A: She forgot...
God created woman, and she had 3 breasts…
God created woman, and she had 3 breasts.He said to the woman, “Is there...
The Whales.
Your momma so fat, when she goes to the aquarium the whales sing “WE...
Foreplay
After the first week of sex education class, a young shapely teen stormed out...
What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?
What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?Kneel to the Chief!
The Layoff
The vice-president of a local company had quite a problem. He was toldby his...
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart?
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart?When she starts...
Stop the drunk driver
|A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two lanes of traffic.He walks...
Wife helps out the cop
|A male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes...