I’ll get you next slime!
|What did the slug say to the other who had hit him and run...
The Pepsi plane crash…
There was a cargo shipment of Pepsi flying over Africa.It suddenly had a malfunction,...
In the closet.
A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts...
Genie and the Taliban
Three guys, a Canadian, Osama bin Laden, and George W. Bush are out walking...
You might be a redneck if… meat
You think potted meat on a saltine is an hors d’oeuvre.
Guide to Safe Fax
Q: DO I HAVE TO BE MARRIED TO HAVE SAFE FAX?A: Although married people...
How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb? (The long ladies version)
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light...
I’d Love To But…(Pt IV)
Continuing with our list of dumb excuses that will guarantee you won’t be invited...
The FBI finally came back with the DNA results…
The FBI finally came back with the DNA results.Clinton was a perfect match.So was...
The ugly kid!
There was a middle-aged couple who had two stunningly beautiful blonde teenage daughters. The...