Hickory hickory dock.
|Hickory hickory dock.The mouse ran up the clockThe clock struck oneBut the rest got...
A Scrote
In a check out line the other day and the couple were arguing about...
The three legged chicken
A man was driving down a country road one day at 45 miles per...
Next US President
A redneck calles up the White House and tells the receptionist:”I’d like to become...
Gay Jewish Person
What do you call a gay Jewish person? A He-Blew!
Money for panites.
There is a girl walking up the stairs in a church one day.As the...
Redlight
What goes “errr, ohhh, errr, ohhh, errr, ohhh? A blonde at ablinking red light!
The religious bear.
In the middle of a forest, there was a hunter who was suddenly confronted...
I’d Do Anything
A student comes to a young professor’s office. She glances down the hall, closes...
Short Lawyer Jokes III
Q: Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site...