A failed attempt
Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold creamon her face.”Why do you...
Canadian Talk
A long time ago, way back then…we used to spell Canada, Cnd.Why? you ask....
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnant…
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnantwoman and a Playboy centerfold?Nothing, if the pregnant...
Bird jokes 05
|Q: What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?A:...
Too Many Pills
A woman walks into her sex therapist’s office and tells her that her husband...
Definitions
Amateur golfer: someone who addresses the ball twice: once before swinging and once again...
Punctuation marks
An English professor wrote the words, “woman without her man is a savage” on...
Give Me the Bill
Inebriated drinker says to the bartender (with a drunken slur), “Bartender, buy everyone in...
Just Like Dad
The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said, “I’ve found a...
Men Have Two Faults
Women have their faults. Men have only two. Everything they say and everything they...