Standing Still
During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had made...
Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep…
Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep when the localminister comes walking around...
Mexican Olympians
Q: Why doesn’t Mexico have an olympic team?A: Cause all of their runners, swimmers,...
Dear Abby
Snappy answers to sappy questions:All your puny problems solved in 10 words or less!Q:...
An old occupation
|What happens when people of different occupations get old.- Old accountants never die, they...
On a cross-country bus trip…
On a cross-country bus trip, Mrs. Davis became extremely queasy dueto motion sickness.She make...
I’m not so sure evolution is indeed a valid theory…
I’m not so sure evolution is indeed a valid theory. I mean, thinkabout it...
THEY SAY THOSE THINGS WILL KILL YOU
|Not much was given to me on this unlucky fellow, but he qualifies nonetheless....
If PCs Were Toasters…
If IBM made toasters …They would want one big toaster where people bring bread...
Redneck Poetry
The finals of the National Poetry Contest last year came down to two finalists....