Don’t you just hate it when…
Don’t you just hate it when you go to the doctor, and you’resitting on...
Three Hymns
One Sunday a pastor told his congregation that the church needed some extra money...
10 Rejected Sat. Morning Cartoons
“Billy, the Homicidal Smurf.” “Scooby and Shaggy Go To The Retirement Home.” “Archie, the...
There are three friends, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead…
There are three friends, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead.They were on a...
Why do dogs stick their noses in women’s crotches?
Why do dogs stick their noses in women’s crotches?Because they can.
Handy guide to modern science
Handy guide to modern science:If it’s green or wriggles, it’s biology.If it stinks, it’s...
Satisfaction Guaranteed
A psychiatrist, who was just starting out, advertised his clinic as follows: “Satisfaction guaranteed...
Gimme some aspirin!
Joe has always had an uncontrollable twitch in hisleft eyelid since young. Fred has...
Restaurant Specialty
Waiter to customer: “Our specialty is snails.”"I know. One of them served me the...
The Chicken’s
What did the baby chick say to his mummy when she laid an Orange?”...