Weight Control
Weight ControlHere’s the guide to calorie-burning activities and the number of calories perhour they...
The Blonde and the Cheerios
What did the blonde say when she opened a box of cheerios?Oh! Look!! Doughnut...
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?Because a...
Dishwasher Repair
What do you do if your dishwasher stops working?Slap the bitch!
51 Ways to Annoy Everybody
1) Pretend to be one of the Bush family. Doesn’t matter which. 2) Have...
What do you call a man that marries another man?
What do you call a man that marries another man?A minister
What does a woman of 40 have between her breasts that a woman of 20 does not?
What does a woman of 40 have between her breasts that a woman of...
What is that white stuff you find in the bottom of girls undies?
What’s the white stuff you find in the bottom of girls’ undies? Clitty litter.
Sex Statistics
A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to...
A drunk orders himself a beer
|A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk....