Insult Collection #9
You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning....
Dear Agony Aunt
Dear Editor, I have two brothers, one works at Microsoft, the other was sentenced...
No Worms Please!
A friend went to the kitchen window to check on her two-year-old son, who...
Top 5 men in a woman’s life…
The Top 5 Men in a Woman’s life are:1. Doctor.2. Dentist3. Coal man.4. Decorator.5....
New Chemical Element Discovered
New Chemical Element Discovered The heaviest element known to science was recently discovered byinvestigators...
Ways to tell someone they are goofy!
Politically Correct ways to tell someone they are goofy:A few clowns short of a...
Monahan stumbled into a saloon
|Monahan stumbled into a saloon, half crocked. “Say,” he said to the bartender, “how...
Why 40 Years of Sex Life
It seems that when God was making the world, he called man over and...
Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital…
Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital (a Catholic hospital), and taken quickly in...
The Teacher tells the class they are going to play a game…
The Teacher tells the class they are going to play a game,she will describe...