Stupid Insults 11/31
Gets his orders from another planet. Gets hypnotized on the de-spun section. Gets parity...
Twice a week!
After just a few years of marriage, filled with constant arguments, a young man...
There was once a wide mouth frog…
There was once a wide mouth frog. She had babies and she didn’t know...
Preventive medicine belief
|Mary: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor.Doctor: Oh, really?Mary: Yes, she tries to...
Restaurant Specialty
Waiter to customer: “Our specialty is snails.”"I know. One of them served me the...
Question and answer blond jokes
|Q: Why do Blondes wear earmuffs?A: To avoid the draft.Q: Why did the blonde...
The nun and the cabby
One night, a cabby picked up a nun. While he was driving, the cabby...
Olive, the 10th Reindeer
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer “Olive”?Olive ?Yeah, you know,...
The grasshopper joke!
So this grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender looks up and says “Hey!...
Furniture salesman
Two furniture salesman are sitting at the bar comiserating. One says, “Man! If I...