As Long As A Cat’s Tail
Two men are in a bar are boasting about their prowess and one of...
Men come in three sizes…
Men come in three sizes: Small, medium, and Oh My God!!!
Where are the fingers?
Jon’s working at the lumberyard, pushing a tree through the buzz saw, and accidentally...
On Alimony
Alimony:1) A contraction of the term “all-his-money”.2) A splitting headache.3) It’s the screwing you...
New Lawyer
Joe grew up in a small town, then moved away to attend college and...
Little Mermaid
Three fellows walking along the beach noticed a mermaid sitting on a rock swishing...
Memory Class
An elderly couple had been experiencing declining memories, so they decided to take a...
Knitting Blonde
A highway patrolman pulled up alongside a speeding car on the freeway. As the...
Why Lesbians?
Why did God create lesbians?So feminists wouldn’t breed.
A little old lady buys a pair of parrots…
A little old lady buys a pair of parrots, but cannot identify their sexes....