Dumb Alabama Laws
It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle. Dominoes...
Bejewelled Portrait
Mrs. Whembleton decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, “Paint me...
MD Qs and As
What does a graduate student with a science degree ask? “Why does it work?”What...
Sleep
I love to sleep. It really is the best of both worlds. You get...
Cri-sco!
There was this old guy wandering around in a supermarket calling out at intervals...
Like and Love
What is the difference between ‘like’ and ‘love’? Answer: spit and swallow!
How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?
How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?Have the fifth...
Men vs Women (long classic!)
RELATIONSHIPSFirst of all, a man does not call it a relationship. He refers to...
Psychiatric Christmas Carols
Schizophrenia — Do You Hear What I Hear?Multiple Personality — We Three Queens Disoriented...
AirForce 1
When the AirForce 1 prepares to land, the Captain speaks over the intercom:”The seatbelt...