Perot corn
Two farmers were talking at the general store. One farmer says to the other,...
Arkansas Governor Application
Arkansas Governor Application First name:___________________Last name(if known):_______________________Address (where you live):Mother’s name(list also relation, i.e.,...
Knock Knock Wannup
Knock Knock Who’s there? I wannup I wannup who? You do! I didn’t need...
20 Things a Guy Learned From Action Movies
1. No matter what my problem is, it’s the fault of someone other than...
Howe 2 right gud
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A caring son
It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer...
Good Samaritan
A man is having a few drinks at a bar when he looks over...
Peeing Dilemma! (very long)
*** COPIED FROM A NEWSGROUP POSTING ***(the male author was responding to a woman...
Abraham wants to upgrade his PC to Windows 95…
Abraham wants to upgrade his PC to Windows 95.Isaac is incredulous. ‘Pop,’ he says,...
God’s Gifts
Seems God was just about done creating the universe, but he had two things...