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This guy goes into a bar and orders a beer. As he sits drinking,...
A letter to John Hinkley
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Men Fart More Than Women
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Both Golf
“Honey, I have a confession to make,” a guy told his bride. “I’m a...
A Brief History Of Medicine
A short history of medicine: I have an earache. 2000 B.C. – Here, eat...
Two Irish Men in A bar
There were Two guys at a bar. They were making small talk and realized...