English vs Ebonics
English: This is your Captain speaking, we have leveled off and are cruising at...
May I take your order…
A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall:$500...
Two Dogs….
The young Indian boy had spent most of his life in a quandry… He...
Social Security
A retired gentleman went to the social security office to apply for . The...
Lawyer at the Pearly Gates.
A prominent young attorney was on his way to court to begin arguments on...
Super Looong List of One-Liners Part 2!
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Taking the final exam
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Marriage Ups and Downs
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What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning?
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Modems beat women
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