Mixed Emotions
Q. What’s the definition of mixed emotions?A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off...
A stupid dog
While leading the Friday evening services, the Rabbi noticed a member ofthe congregation, Bernie,...
Is It Serious?
Patient: Tell me, doctor. Is it serious? Doctor: Well, I wouldn’t advise you to...
Writing letters to son
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
What do you get…
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato?A DICTATOR!!
A truck driver who had been delivering radioactive waste…
A truck driver who had been delivering radioactive waste for the local reactor begins...
Creation
Why did God give deers eyes? I have no eye-deer!
Accountant and farmer
|A man walking along a road in the countryside comes across a shepherd and...
Coin Swallowing
Doctor: Nurse, how is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed ten quarters?Nurse:...
Hello Mother, Hello Father (song)
Here I am at Camp Grenada. Camp is very entertaining, and they say we’ll...