yo mama so stupid.. . refund
Yo’ mama so stupid, she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Hellen Keller
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Change
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Lipstick on her steering wheel?
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What’s the difference between acne and a priest?
Ok, kids, here’s the gross one…Q: What’s the difference between acne and a priest?A:...
Hilarious Sports Quotes!
New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the upcoming season: “I want...
Old Sailor
An old sailor goes to a brothel, where he chooses his girl and begins.”How...
A dentis appointment
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Lawyer’s Birthday Gift
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Puns Contest
There was a man who entered a local paper’s pun contest. He sent in...