Classic Oxymoron
Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990′s?Answer: Microsoft Works!
Breaking News
Q: What did the blonde do when she locked her keys in her car?A:...
Santa and the Blonde!
One Christmas Eve, Santa Claus comes down the chimney and is startled by a...
Arkansas Governor Application
Arkansas Governor Application First name:___________________Last name(if known):_______________________Address (where you live):Mother’s name(list also relation, i.e.,...
In the forest
If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman there to...
True Newspaper Headlines…OY!
Study Finds Sex, Pregnancy Link -Cornell Daily Sun, December 7, 1995Whatever Their motives, Moms...
I want to become a politician
I want to become a politician when I grow up so I’ve made a...
Aliens
What has 3 balls and comes from outer space?ET – The extra testicle!
A fortune teller
A man was wandering around a fairground and he happened to see afortune-teller’s tent....
A guy takes his greenhorn wife hunting on a ranch…
A guy takes his greenhorn wife hunting on a ranch. When they reach their...