The last day working
|”You Know It’s Your Last Day At Work When……”You hand a bank teller an...
What is the meaning of “sanctity”?
What is the meaning of “sanctity”?It’s french, for a lady with five breasts.Sent by...
Lifetime Savings
A small tourist hotel was all abuzz about an afternoon wedding where the groom...
Turtle Crossing
Q: Why did the Turtle cross the road? A: To get to the shell...
Got a headache
It was a warm, sunny Sunday, so a man and his wife decided to...
She was so blond…
She was so blond, she thought Boys II Men was a daycare center.
The Absent Minded Doctor
A doctor walks into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulls a...
When I was Young
When I was young I used to pray for a bicycle. Then I realized...
Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it in?
|Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it...
Blonde and the pop machine.
A blonde was standing in front of a pop machine. Her boyfriend looks over...