Three blind mice!
|What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can’t see?Three blind mice!
Immature Wife
My wife is so immature, every time I take a bath, she comes in...
Age difference
What is the difference between girls aged:8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58 and 68?At...
Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?
Q: Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?A: To meet chicks.
A man walks into a doctor office
A man walks into a doctor’s office. He has a cucumber up his nose,...
Think You’re A Man?
Man is the king of his castle A king is a ruler A ruler...
Two English sheep in a field
Two English sheep in a field.One says to the other “I’m not feeling very...
A new car.
One day a mother and father were having sex and their son walked in....
An unfortunate situation
A lovely young Jewish girl was employed by a clothing firm in NewYork.She and...
Movie Cliches
Herewith is a compendium of movie clich?s, stereotypes, obligatory scenes, hackneyed formulas, shopworn conventions...