worm’s favorite band
|What is a worm’s favorite band?Mud!
Gems of Wisdom
The following gems of wisdom were gleaned from test papers and essays from elementary,...
Gay Basher
Q: What’s the difference between a faggot and a queer?A: A faggot won’t go...
Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic with insomnia?
Q: Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic with insomnia?A: He used to lay...
Genie
One day a man was walking along the beach when he found a bottle,...
Global Stupids
|Saddam Hussein’s stockpile is deadly. The smoke from his biological weapons could mix with...
The SUPER Salesman…
A man walks into an insurance office and asks for a job. “Sorry, we...
MasterCard for Men
You’ve all seen the sentimental MasterCard commercials. Well, finally there is a MasterCard commercial...
Jones or Lewinsky?
Clinton was asked who was a better lover: Monica Lewinsky or Paula Jones.His response:...
Go on a hiking trip
|Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip. They had...