Roosters
An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster. The current...
Boss wants too much
|For thirty years, Johnson had arrived at work at 9A.M. on the dot. He...
Hellen Keller
Why does Hellen Keller use one hand to masturbate?Because she uses the other to...
Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants?
Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants? – So people can read her lips.
Repetitiveness
After the lavish wedding reception, the newlyweds retired to their Honeymoon Suite. The groom...
The phone call…
The phone call…A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in...
Brand Name Condoms
Which condom would you use?Nike Condoms: Just do it.Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.Diet...
Why are dumb blonde jokes one liners?
Why are dumb blonde jokes one liners?So men can understand them.
If the NSA made toasters…
If the NSA made toasters…Your toaster would have a secret trap door that only...
He’s Light Of Her Life
A good husband is the light of his wife’s life. But some wives are...