How fast was I going?
|”When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least.”"You’re wrong,...
Smaller or larger tuxedo
|A friend got married and I, being the best man, decided a humorous practical...
A facelift experience!
A lady goes to the doctor to see about getting a facelift.”Well,” says the...
Suffering
A young couple on the brink of divorce visit a marriage counselor. The counselor...
Filing System
Two secretaries were talking about their work. “I hate filing,” said one. “No matter...
Bathtime fun
A man worked hard all day digging the garden and felt very stiff and...
Two confirmed bachelors sat talking…
Two confirmed bachelors sat talking. Their conversation drifted from politics to cooking. “I got...
An easy solution
On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting...
Knock Knock Jokes 1
Knock Knock Who’s there? Avocado! Avocado who? Avocado a cold! Knock Knock Who’s there?...
More tail.
A guy is outside in his front yard attempting to fly a kite with...