Confucious say: Man who go to bed…….
Confucious say:Man who go to bed with itchy ass, wake up with smelly finger.
Free meat
It was many years ago since the embarrassing day whena young woman, with a...
Lawyers take everything
|A reporter outside of a courtroom asked a defendant clad only in a barrel:...
Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Men
Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Men (and what they actually mean…10. I think...
Stopped Using the Pill
Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?A: Because it kept falling out.
The String in the bar.
Two pieces of string walked into a bar and ordered a pint. ‘sorry’ said...
Letterman’s Bad Surgeon General
From David LettermanTop Ten Signs You’re A Bad Surgeon General10. You’ve got a pack...
When I die…
When I die I want to go peacefully — like my grandfather did —...
I\\\’m A Curtain
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a curtain. Psychiatrist: Pull yourself together!
A lawyer and two friends, a Rabbi and a Hindu holy man…
A lawyer and two friends, a Rabbi and a Hindu holy man, had car...