An old lady lived by herself in a small house…
An old lady lived by herself in a small house in a small town....
Blonde male
A bronzed, blonde male surfer type was visiting Boston to attend a friend’s wedding....
Chicken jokes 03
|Q: What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?A: They go on peck-nics!Q: What...
snap, crackle and pop
|What goes “snap, crackle and pop”?A firefly with a short circuit!
Helping a blond lose weight
|A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.”I want you...
Give Me the Bill
Inebriated drinker says to the bartender (with a drunken slur), “Bartender, buy everyone in...
In A Freezer
Q: What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?A: Frosted Flakes.
Cool Stud!
Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said “I’m...
Money Quotes
Money isn’t everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children. J....
Typewriter To Doctor
Q: Why did the blonde take her typewriter to the doctor?A: She thought it...