Why do female parachutists wear tampons?
Why do female parachutists wear tampons? So they don’t whistle on the way down…
Signs Your Car Might Be A Lemon
Motor Trend never mentioned a “Chevrolet Caca.” Manufactured in Zchkynk, Crzyktjkystan. Passenger-side “airbag” is...
There was this Eskimo girl who spent the night…
There was this Eskimo girl who spent the night with her boyfriend and nextmorning...
Make My Horse Laugh
There once was this bar with a sign in its window. It read, anyone...
A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed…
A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed, “I heard you died.”"But you see I’m...
Birdie Poem
Birdie, birdie in the sky Dropped some white stuff in my eye, I’m a...
A future fireman.
A fireman looked out of the fire house window and noticed a little boy...
A dog walks into a butcher shop…
A dog walks into a butcher shop with a purse strapped around hisneck. He...
Make up your mind.
This woman goes into a dentist’s office, after he is through examining her he...
Too Many Pills
A woman walks into her sex therapist’s office and tells her that her husband...