Elephant jokes 14
|Why shouldn’t you take an elephant to the zoo?Because he’d rather go to the...
Cost to Get Married?
The little boy asked his dad one evening, “Daddy, how much does it cost...
If men had a vagina.
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for...
Everyone Is Busy
Sales person: Hello, may I speak to the man of the house please? Youngster:...
Tracking a Shoo-be-doo-be
Q: What do you look for when you’re tracking a shoo-be-doo-be?A: Shoo-be-doo-be-doo.
One night, an 87-year-old woman…
One night, an 87-year-old woman came home from Bingo to find her husband in...
Georgia Crazy Law
Members of the state assembly cannot be ticketed for speeding while the state assembly...
Indiana Crazy Law
One man may not back into a parking spot becasue it prevents police officers...
Watch out!
A funeral service is being held in a church for a woman who has...
A fair deal
A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house....