Murphy’s Laws (5)
Never slap a man who chews tobacco.There are many many more asses in the...
4 nuns go to heaven
Four nuns are driving to market and get hit by a drunk driver and...
Hard of Hearing Genie
OK, so a man walks into a bar with a large box, the bar...
How do you make a tissue dance?
How do you make a tissue dance?Put a little boogie in it.
2 2
A housewife, an accountant and a lawyer were asked “How much is 2 2?”...
Outrageous Flirting Lines
You can’t be real. May I pinch you to see if I’m dreaming?Hey, didn’t...
In a perfect world…
*25 Things a Wife would say in a “perfect world!*1) I’ll swallow it all…I...
Homer Simpson Laugh-Lines!
Oh, yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or...
What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?
Q: What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?A: Oil...
Wood
Q: What kind of wood does not float?A: Natalie Wood!