Two Cannibals
Two cannibals, a father and son, were elected by the tribe to go out...
A crowd had gathered around a whore and…
A crowd had gathered around a whore and they were about to stone her.Jesus...
Green Circles
A woman goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor, I’ve got a bit of...
A marine general, an army general and a navy admiral…
A marine general, an army general and a navy admiral were discussing who had...
Cards You Will Never See In Hallmark
“Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your wife.” “How could...
Finding the right answers
Did you hear about the 10 year old boy who asked his recentlydivorced mother...
I’ll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred
Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can’t fly to Florida...
Relativity
Don’t try to understand the theory of relativity.Relativity is like an erection – the...
A life-long city man, tired of the rat race…
A life-long city man, tired of the rat race, decided he was going togive...
Mirthy Facts
The average person is about a quarter of an inch taller at night.[Another quarter...