Two zebras are talking and one asks the other…
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, “Am I black with white...
The Neutron
A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, “How much for abeer?”The...
Kind of awkward
A guy goes to a girl’s house for the first time and she shows...
Pinocchio Kidnapped!
Everyone hear the news about Snow White, Cinderella, and Sleeping Beauty being expelled from...
Flies
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a...
Divorce Can Wait
A wife was having coffee with a girlfriend of hers when she confided to...
Scared sleeping
|Shakey went to a psychiatrist. “Doc,” he said, “I’ve got trouble. Every time I...
In the courtroom…
A man is in court. The Judges says,”on the 3rd August you are accused...
Male Bashing
Q. What did God say after creating Adam A. I must be able to...
Innuendo
Q: What does a blonde think an innuendo is?A: An Italian suppository.