Schizophrenia
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What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?
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Literary couch potato
Ask not for whom the bell tolls; let the machine get it.
One way ticket across the country
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The ugly kid!
There was a middle-aged couple who had two stunningly beautiful blonde teenage daughters. The...
Bee jokes 04
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