The Dirty Old Man…
An old man was on the beach and walked up to a beautiful girl...
The talking banana
Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator??A: Why the hell are you...
A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist…
A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist.”My life is a mess, doctor,” she...
Cyclones!
Why do they name cyclones after women?Because they start off as little blow jobs...
More Monica Jokes!
Q: What’s the difference between Monica Lewinsky and the rest of us? A: In...
Your mom is so fat…
Your mom is so fat, that I knew her all my life, and I...
if at first you dont succeed…
if at first you dont succeed…buy her another drink
Tattoo of Turkey And Santa
This lady went to a tattoo artist and told him she wanted a turkey...
Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone…
Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone, but didn’t havechange for a dollar....
12 Feet Deep
Why are lawyers buried 12 feet deep instead of just six? Because deep down...