What time does the bar open?
At 3 AM a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a...
Why the Lesbian tennis star could not compete in the Dutch Open?
Q. Why couldn’t the Lesbian tennis star compete in the Dutch Open?A. She got...
Never hear a man say
Things You’ll Never Hear A Man Say: Here honey, you use the remote. You...
POE and PCs
Once upon a midnight dreary, fingers cramped and vision bleary, System manuals piled high...
Encyclopaedia Britannica
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Not that my wife is the jealous type or anything, but one day at work…
Not that my wife’s the jealous type or anything, but one day at work,...
Bear Hunt
Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went...
No problem
A guy walks into his doctor and says,”Doc, you gotta help me, I can’t...
Saddam and Clinton
What might’ve happened:Saddam Hussein and Bill Clinton meet up in Baghdad for the first...
Yo Momma’s So Fat
Yo momma’s so fat her butt looks like two pigs fighting over a Milk...