The Speech
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speaches to the...
Your Job
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and your job?A: Your job still sucks...
Knowing the facts
|The following is a true story, and this situation supposedly occurred in a real...
Gay Men and A Baby
Two gay men were partners for life and finally decided they wanted a child...
Rotten Little Johnny
Kids: “Hello Miss Saunders, can Johnny come out to play?” Mother: “I am sorry...
blonde kidnap
A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she...
“Brrr!”
This guy walks into a pub with a gremlin sitting on his shoulder. He...
Why do women get PMS?
Why do women get PMS?THEY JUST FUCKING DO ALRIGHT!?
The Colonel’s Order
A COLONEL ISSUED THE FOLLOWING DIRECTIVE TO HIS EXECUTIVE OFFICERS: “Tomorrow evening at approximately...
Did you take the patient’s temperature?
|Doctor: Did you take the patient’s temperature?Nurse: No. Is it missing?