Beware of dog!
Upon entering the little country store, the stranger noticed a sign sayingDANGER! BEWARE OF...
Speak
A guy walks into a bar with a dog under his arm, puts the...
Dating Terms
LOVE AT 1st SIGHT – what occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely...
Surgeon General Warnings
Surgeon General C. Everett Koop, in conjunction with research associate Dr. Ed Bluestone of...
Kid divorces his parents.
There was this kid who wanted to divorce his parents, so he takes them...
Dirty Words
One day,little Timmy was at school and heard the word “shit”. He went home...
Grandma’s strudel
An old man is lying on his deathbed with all his children, grandchildren and...
Flying condom
Why did the condom fly across the room?? It got pissed off!!!
What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?
What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?Lefty.
The same thing
A married man goes to confessional and he tells the priest,”I had an affair...