Tell the whole truth
|`You seem to be in some distress,’ said the kindly judge to the witness....
Again
Doctor: Have you ever had this before? Patient: Yes. Doctor: Well, you’ve got it...
Movie Cliches
Herewith is a compendium of movie clich?s, stereotypes, obligatory scenes, hackneyed formulas, shopworn conventions...
Larry, a local football star, is jogging down the street…
Larry, a local football star, is jogging down the street when he sees abuilding...
Who discovered North America?
Teacher: Little Johnny, go to the map and find North America.Little Johnny: Here it...
Polish Party
Q: How do you ruin a Polish party?A: Flush the punch bowl.
Your mama so stupid
Your mamma’s so stupid she locked her self in a bathroom and peed her...
Three Reform Rabbis were in a terrible auto wreck…
Three Reform Rabbis were in a terrible auto wreck. None survived. One minute they...
Cocky Gunslinger
It’s 1880, the decade of gunslingers and gentlemen. This is a story of one...
Martha Stewart’s Rules for Rednecks
GENERAL 1. Never take a beer to a job interview. 2. Always identify people...